Senhores, a terra não é redonda. É plana e tem a forma de um pentágono.
O quê? Não acreditam? Bom, então vocês terão de se haver com a Flath Earth Society, que defende justamente a definição acima...
"The Society is opposed to the fashionable, politically correct Spherical Earth theory, which is expounded every day by so-called "scientists", the media and political leaders. The Society asserts that the Earth is flat and has five sides, that all places in the Universe named Springfield are merely links in higher-dimensional space to one place, and that all assertions are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true false and meaningless in some sense."
Durma-se com um barulho desses. E cuidado para não cair da cama ;-))